Fat Day

So Im having a fat day, I wanted to go out but my bitches bailed and so we are all being bored at home in separate houses and Im just eating because TV is balls.  As I read my NW and think about Jen and her growing breasts, ( are they growing or is she just 40 and getting fatter?) Im also wondering why scientists can take ears and grow them on the backs of mice, but they cant make the icecream im eating not make me fat. Why is it 2010 and food can still be our enemy? When are we gonna sort this out and just make all food taste great and be great, surely it cant be that hard?